dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003

Dumpleton

a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch would do anything, I made her come give me a dumpleton and wipe my ass at the same time.

by hierluego May 16, 2011

Dumplette

Reference to "girl poo". There is usually no stink accompanied with this poo, unlike those produced by their male counterparts. The dumplette is generally small in size and requires minimal use of toilet paper.

Dumplette's are great in public restrooms because they're so discreet. One can walk out of the bathroom stall after the dumplette is made and not receive looks of disgust from others.

The dumplette could quite possibly be the commencement of the popular male notion that "women do not poop". Just because it is unseen, unheard, and unsmelled does not mean it does not exsist.

Jenny: "Wow, Sandra...that was a quick bathroom break you just took. You must have just had to go number 1, huh?"

Sandra: "Actually Jenny, I took a dumplette!"

by RavenousOne November 15, 2009

Dumplesburg

Dumplesburg can be substituted for the name of any small, backwards town which is populated primarily by rednecks who adore Sarah Palin and Walmart, hate 'the gay', love Jesus (when convenient), and don't believe that ethics codes and tax laws should apply to them. The primary industry in Dumplesburg is adult gift shops and gentlemen's clubs.

The residents of Dumplesburg, Pennsylvania gathered in the Walmart parking lot to rally around Sarah Palin.

by bah235 March 10, 2010

dumplex

A duplex in a bad neighborhood with bullet holes in the windows and meth heads next door; a place where hope goes to die.

When I couldn't afford to buy a house, I was forced to rent a dumplex.

by jeanharlo66 August 14, 2017

dumpleganger

A shit in the exact likeness of a person.

Howard shit out a real masterpiece last week. It was a perfect dumpleganger for John Mayer, but with more talent.

by Morecowbell April 18, 2014

Dumplefuck

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.

"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"

by ace789nj September 8, 2014