womb droppings

Despicable people

You wouldn’t believe the womb droppings they get in that bar!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

womb droppings

Despicable people

You wouldn’t believe the womb droppings they get in that bar!

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Fanny droppings

Children

I gave my wife a birthday card an said she can have her presents when her fanny droppings wake up.

by Emanuel the Spaniel October 22, 2023

Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

Chocolate droppings

I a point in intercourse where one must try to nibble off the freckles off of the opposite sex's ass cheeks

Hey Tony gave me a Chocolate droppings today in our hot SEX! It was soooo damn gross!" "I thought tony was a girl. She isn't...." "FUCK.

by Ass candy for the young souls December 21, 2010

Man Droppings

Nicely packaged round turds. Resembling deer turds.

Boyfriend: "I just left some man droppings in there."
Girlfriend: "I know, I could hear the plops from the living room!"

by McSlappy April 10, 2011

Tallahassee Windhorse Droppings

The process of not taking a shower for around a week, then having oral sex, when the orgasm is almost reached, scratch your head and let the dandruff flakes fall into a pile onto your partners chest, then bust the load in the pile of dandruff flakes. After you have a busted load in the pile of flakes you can do what you please with it.

top 5 things to do with the Tallahassee Windhorse Droppings:
1. take a picture with it.
2. rub it all over your partners chest so it looks like a fresh snowfall.
3. make a snowball out of it.
4. lick it off
5. put it in between your toes with peanut butter and let your dog lick it off.

by Tallahassee Windhorse February 22, 2011