A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.
While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016
Get the Droopy Sock mug.Similar to the expression whiskey dick... A guy who is too drunk to get an erection and fornicate is experiencing, "drank droop"
Joka: "Yo D-REK you get it in last night?"
D-REK: "Nah dawg, I had the drank droop"
Joka: "Damn you gotta take it easy son"
D-REK: "word"
D-REK: "Nah dawg, I had the drank droop"
Joka: "Damn you gotta take it easy son"
D-REK: "word"
by DrankDroopinJoka March 7, 2011
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The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.
Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015
Get the Mustard Drops mug.Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017
Get the Fart Drops mug.One of DreamWasTaken and GeorgeNotFound’s friend. He will fill your inventory with stone hoes or wooden shovels. He has a Twitch called DropsByPonk.
George: Dream! Why did you fill my inventory with wooden shovels?
Dream: It wasn’t me, it was Ponk!
DropsByPonk: *evil laugh*
Dream: It wasn’t me, it was Ponk!
DropsByPonk: *evil laugh*
by NyanFrancy May 29, 2020
Get the DropsByPonk mug.Internet taste-tester. Paid to "advertise" a warehouser's/factory's products. The factory's hype man. Probably has no idea whether the products even work. Definition yes-man. Would probably enforce the law. Brave New World "greenback upper".
This girl from Shanghai told me to eat a "candy" that made my mouth water uncomfortably. Probably a dropshipper. -SerpentZA
by barteck August 5, 2022
Get the Dropshipper mug.When you see a YouTube ad of some sort of cool brand that sells cool electronic gadgets, 9 chances out of 10 that you will find the same product on Aliexpress for 10 times less. They are just dropshipping you.
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