The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.
Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.
Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.
by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006
Get the Switch and Ditch mug.A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.
This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.
(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)
You: You totally ditched.
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.
(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)
You: You totally ditched.
by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011
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by greencollar July 23, 2016
Get the ditch hour mug.To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.
Example 1:
Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.
Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched
Example 2:
I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.
Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.
Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched
Example 2:
I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.
by Tiahhn January 3, 2013
Get the Lick and Ditch mug.A whiskey ditch is an alcoholic drink, primarily a regionally used term (like in Montana), describing a drink where whiskey is cut with water. More specifically, a Whiskey Ditch is a drink with cubed ice, and equal parts whiskey and water. It's a weaker version of whiskey on the rocks.
by montanadave June 1, 2016
Get the Whiskey Ditch mug."You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008
Get the florida ditch pig mug.A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.
Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)
Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)
Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
by kelcool46 July 15, 2010
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