draftsturbate

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

by hammshag August 13, 2010

Vinyl Drifter

A DJ that refuses to play commercial music, one whose constantly seeking undiscovered or forgotten 45's and experimental music.

I just got back from Amoeba music. Boy, I feel like a vinyl drifter after digging in those dusty record bins.

"Do you have any Rhianna?!!" DJ- "Whose that?"

by Tek Zeus February 5, 2014

internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020

sex drifter

Someone who has sex with one person after another within the same crowd.

Jen is a known sex drifter.

by Stella September 24, 2002

Kill a Drifter

When bored on any given night, a suggested fictional activity to get the conversation rolling about what to actually do that night.

Joe: "Man, I'm bored. What are we going to do tonight?"

Pat: "I don't know? Maybe we could kill a drifter, I've always wanted to do that."

Joe: "Ha,ha. Wait...are you serious?"

by orhett December 18, 2008

Drifter

Drifters are people who move from clique to clique, without comforming completey to any, naming themselves as Drifters in an effort to fight back against stereotypes. It's possible to identify them through a belt hanging from one belt loop. However, this style has become more mainstream in some areas.

He doesn't stick to one clique, he is a drifter

by TheFrog October 13, 2006

Drinksterbation

The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic

Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.

by Farva May 1, 2004