Driftwood

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

Driftwood by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

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Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

Driftwood by DCE1511 June 20, 2019

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Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

Driftwood by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

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Driftwood Middle School

this school sucks, it’s full of wanna be gangsters and girls who think their pretty but no their just popular pretty, the 6th graders think they da shit, and the 7th graders thinking smoking is cool, and the 8th graders really don’t gaf tbh.

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Driftwood Middle School by daily shit talker September 6, 2021