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Don Draper

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.
"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"
by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011
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power to the local dreamer

A message of hope, creativity and happiness.
by nanabread June 2, 2016
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dramarrhea

An uncontrolled compulsion to constantly create drama. Drama that spews from someone’s mouth, similar to the way uncontrolled diarrhea spews from someone’s ass.

A drama queen or drama queer may suffer from dramarrhea on a regular basis.
She had such a severe case of dramarrhea last week I couldn’t get any work done. She kept calling me to talk about how the fucking world is coming to an end because she couldn’t get a hair appointment on Saturday.
by Winklet October 30, 2009
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torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.
My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers
by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016
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Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.
School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."
by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019
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Draper Utah

suburb of slc. rich men and hot moms. full of MILF's and stuck up teenagers with their parents amex and brand new cars. nothing wrong with that.
by princesshai December 16, 2010
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Dreamer's Disease

First mentioned in the song "You Get What You Give" by the band New Radicals. It is a disease common among young people. Symptoms include: perseverance, optimism, self-belief, staying true to yourself, going for your dreams, enjoying your life, not caring what people think, and believing that if you give you will be rewarded.
Danny: Why is he being so optimistic, he has so much to do and has nothing to be happy about?

Greg: It's because he's got Dreamer's Disease.
by PixieStyxx March 1, 2017
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