dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Dr. Phil

not a doctor of anything

Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch

by fsniaofsauiofsaio January 5, 2007

dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

by kim January 20, 2004

dr phil

A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.

My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!

by drphil=redneck April 18, 2006

Dr Phil

an evil dictator bent on ruling the world

dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did

by thegreatcornholio January 16, 2008

dr phil

adj. to get all sensitive,all knowing, and preachy on someone you dont know

Dan totally Dr. Phil'd Cindy about her kids and she doesnt even have any! -

by B_easy January 19, 2005

dr pepper

There's no period in Dr Pepper

by taco_fox October 27, 2003