Doing a Glitter

When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.

Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.

Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.

by BrettS2 October 13, 2008

magnum dong

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.

As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

by Rationalize October 10, 2011

Dong sniffer

A rude or douche like person, generally a gay male. ( a gay jerk).

That cashier could have been more courtious, the dong sniffer probably spit in our food!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

Dong Sicheng

Dong Sicheng, the purest, most soft SM Idol ever, who always seems to never receive enough recognition.

Dong Sicheng is the nation's baby boy!

by sichengspinkhair February 4, 2019

doing dino

A female who is having sex with A lot of people.

Shorty ass doing Dino’s every night!

by Mr.773 December 11, 2017

dong ha

The sound that certain people make while laughing during a small group discussion.

Yo, that joke made me dong ha.
Tony and Charles heard this Enson kid dong ha in the playground.

My man, on my momma, Enson went dong ha no cap.
Hit'em with a dong ha bois.

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 10, 2019