Douching hour

The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.

I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.

by Shellogg October 24, 2017

douching around

to partake in asshole behavior to those in a certain vicinity.

Stop douching around you douche bag.

by Zacana Hornbergerking April 29, 2008

Douchenag

Anyone expressing his/her personal opinions in a way that suggests they should be adopted by another, regardless of what they may think.

The douchenag actually suggested breast fed babies are healthier than formula babies after the parents of the newborn explained she rejected the breast milk.

by MAB75 June 17, 2009

douchenagl

A german twist to the word 'douchebag'.

- What a douchenagl!
- Trolololol!

by jjjjjjjjdb October 8, 2011

Inter-douching

1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.

noun: Interdouche

Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."

Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"

ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"

Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"

by tbone33126 May 27, 2010

bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...

hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia

by polarbearmike November 2, 2010

Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

by chad-o February 21, 2009