The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are.
Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: no, its 6
Joe: no, its 5
Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers.
Joe: You're such a douchetard
by W54th8X August 6, 2010
Get the Douchetard mug.A term preceded by a pound (#) sign, embedded in tweets, forum posts, or other online communications. Used by people who are ignorant of how content-indexing systems work, thinking that they have to create identifiers or catchphrases to make their content searchable and more prominent.
The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.
The number of these tags embedded in a person's communications is proportional to their self-importance and insecurity.
One of the great things about the #iPhone was abandoning the #stylus. Not sure why #samsung thinks bring it back is #innovation and #freedom
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by Oscar Goldman August 20, 2012
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"Glenn Beck is a massive Douchecaster." "Diane Rehm is a massive Douchecaster." "I don't care if he's funny, I still think Stephen Colbert is a Douchecaster." "Karl Rove seems to have found a new career as Douchecaster."
by Sgt. Steve October 2, 2009
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1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.
by erwix August 16, 2010
Get the Douchetard mug.John ate the sandwich I was saving to have for lunch. He's such a douchetast.
Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.
Lisa's such an annoying douchetast.
by Jamaica G September 28, 2006
Get the douchetast mug.A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
Get the Doucheasaurus mug.Someone who is a massive douche bag and keeps wondering why people want to leave thier work section when they keep being a huge douche bag and asshole.
MSgt is a Doucheasaurusrex, he got pissed at me for asking Luis for help then wondered why we all want to get out early.
by Terd furgesson March 12, 2014
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