doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.

Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

douchestep

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.

Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."

by mojoroum December 23, 2011

douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.

Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018

Cunt Duchess

A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.

Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.

by TehPkmnMaster69696969 May 5, 2022

Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

by marktheguat February 24, 2009

Douchesquad

1. A large group of professional douches sworn to their profession of doucheness.

2. Term intended to identify a group of people collectively as douchebags working in tandem.

"Dude, if Hilary Clinton, Stewie Griffin, Jerry Springer, Simon Cowell, and a group of reality TV stars teamed up, that would be one helluva douchesquad!"

by I'mma Venitian January 4, 2010

douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

by sokeri February 24, 2010