douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007

douchebar

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.

If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.

by andersonvillain February 25, 2010

doucheportunist

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

by Most Notably May 9, 2011

douchepreneur

N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"

"Great, so who pays you for that?"

"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."

"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."

by ZWarwich March 6, 2014

douchepad

Being one of the first iPad purchasers and carrying it around in public to show off.

Greg is such a douchepad. He carries that Apple tablet with him everywhere he goes.

by bonz9026 January 27, 2010

douchebackwash

The highest form of a douche you can get. You have the first stage which is a douchebag, the second stage which is a douchenozzle (slightly more annoying than a douchebag because the nozzle is actually inserted into the vagina), then you have the douchebackwash which is the highest form of a douchebag that you can get/be...because the backwash is the dirty drainage that drips out of the vagina to clean it, thus worse than the bag or nozzle. Used to describe a super super super douchebag.

That guy jus got his car totally tricked out on "Pimp My Ride" then a week later he gets in a wreck an totally demolishes it. He's ok an everything but he's gotta feel like such a douchebackwash for destroyin that slick ass ride"

by ejaynhtown86 August 17, 2010

douche park

Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)

Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)

1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.

See also:

gigantic douche park (or "GDP")

1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.

Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"

Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."

by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010