[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

douchember

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.

i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember

by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008

Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.

Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.

by Taco14 April 8, 2009

Doucheperger

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.

He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.

by captaincursor February 9, 2008

Douchekerchief

n. : reference to a kuffiyeh/scarf/large handkerchief worn around the neck by a guy who is usually also wearing any combination of a faux hawk, tight t-shirt, skinny jeans and or aviator glasses, etc., i.e. a douchebag… thus douchekerchief.

My bud: That party was cool but what was with that guy with the faux hawk and that thing around his neck?

Me: Oh yeah, the poser with the kuffiyeh or as I like to call it... the douchekerchief… cuz he was totes mcgoat a douchebag.

by Dragoncat14 May 2, 2010

doucheometer

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

by sonbro56 August 15, 2010