Douchemire

- The ultimate form of doucheness.

- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.

- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.

- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.

She left likes that douchemire? Stupid bitch..

by Miss no good February 10, 2010

douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.

<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012

[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.

Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.

by harry_pujols June 9, 2007

Douchemelon

A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone

<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !

by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009

douchember

Having sex with as many douche bags as you want, and then dropping their sorry asses, or dick teasin it and NOT having sex with said douche bag...in the month of december.

i cant believe i had sex with that tool...oh well, its douchember

by SickNastMuthaFucka November 21, 2010

douchemart

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013