Doucheanator

A douchebag so effective in its practices he seems like a sentient robot sent back in time to do one thing....be the ultimate douche.

YOU have to be the biggest Doucheanator that ever lived.

by NSTS55 March 11, 2009

Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.

Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.

by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010

Douchebagula

A person who has the uncanny ability to show up in one's presence without being noticed and tries to extract cool points instead of blood from you.

Man, that guy in the mail room is a straight up douchebagula. Every time I turn around I see this fool standing there trying to tell me a douche joke and asking about where everyone is going for happy hour. I always tell him the same place as last time, Doucheville next to the Douchebaggery store in the Mall.

Insurance companies are now lowering rates with their "Doughebag Avoidance" campaign. If you can successfully avoid a douchebag or incident with one, you can lower your rates by 25%. Inquire now with your Insurance company for more details.

by deeznuttas April 4, 2011

douchebaguette

The female of the douchebag species.

The female is noted for her giant sunglasses, fake tan, and penchant for designer items.

Watch out, here come some guys with popped collars with douchebaguettes on their arms!

by JTBastard January 2, 2009

Doucharama

Anytime when a douche causes a whole lot of drama, so its kind of a double negative

OMG jenny, your douchbag boyfriend is always causing so much doucharama

by caliquake October 26, 2009

douchebar

a bar favored by, and largely populated with, douchebags.

If you can sample gourmet "mozzarella logs," the bathroom amenities include several kinds of hair goo and a little man seeking a tip, and all the dudes are drinking $7 miller lite, it's a douchebar. See District in Chicago.

by andersonvillain February 25, 2010

Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.

<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."

by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012