Douchebagula 

A person who has the uncanny ability to show up in one's presence without being noticed and tries to extract cool points instead of blood from you.

Man, that guy in the mail room is a straight up douchebagula. Every time I turn around I see this fool standing there trying to tell me a douche joke and asking about where everyone is going for happy hour. I always tell him the same place as last time, Doucheville next to the Douchebaggery store in the Mall.

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Douchebagula by deeznuttas April 4, 2011

douchetacular 

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

douchebagel

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.

John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

douchebagel by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006

Douchebagology 

The study of Douchebags.

Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.

Douchebagology by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebagurelle 

A unit of measure that describes a level of douchebaggery, based on how many people that a person, or person's action offends, or how many people dislike someone in general.

One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.

Assuming that my measurements are correct, the idiot that got drunk and punched you at the party currently possesses 145 douchebagurelles for that incident alone.

douchebagurelle by Dictionarial August 16, 2009

douchebaguette 

A female with the personality traits of a douchbag; they are convinced that they are the leaders of the uber-hip and ultra-cool, when in reality they are obnoxious, boorish and barely tolerated. Thinking they display edgy fashion sense, they're more likely to look like a reject from Jersey Shore.

Jane: Who's the obnoxious chick with the orange spray tan and way too much makeup who's flirting with every guy here?

Liz: I don't know, but she looks like a total douchebaguette!

douchebaguette by Cat D May 13, 2012