Duchefucker

A person that is both, has anal sex and is an ass hole that needs to get laid.

My friend Jessy is a duchefucker because he spends more time trying to look cool on video games then having fun with friends.

by Obidann December 18, 2010

Pouchfuck

To shag a kangaroo - or any other marsupial - right up (or rather down) the pouch.

Skippy - if you don't stop that incessant clicking you're getting pouchfucked.

by Louise Lualubelle July 13, 2010

duckfucker

to fuck a duck

hey! lets go fuck that duck over there.

by lynes September 26, 2003

douchefuck

when someone goes and tells their mom what EVERY single, little thing their sister does...just to get them in trouble. and the enjoy it.

claire was a total douchefuck to jenna yesterday.

by heygirlhey December 8, 2007

Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.

He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

pussy douchefuck

A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.

"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."

by Fuck bitches. Get money. July 9, 2017

douchebucketry

The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.

"Dude, that guys behavior was the height of douchebucketry. What a dick!"

by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009