doublejerk

Someone who breaks one or more pinky promises.

Ainsley: Julie, pinky promise you'll run the mile with me!
Julie: Okay! I pinky promise!
Ainsley: Hey, you never ran the mile with me! You doublejerk!

by Doublejerk June 10, 2011

doublesemibisexual

Someone who is semibisexual but with attraction to two genders.

person1: did I tell you that he had a crush on me?
person2: for real?? i thought he was semibisexual !
person1: no no he's doublesemibisexual !

by kyoukoko July 21, 2020

doubledecker

When 2 friends upperdecker someone's toilet at the same time.

Justin: Mccaf is such a dick, I'm going to upperdecker his toilet.
Taylor: Dude, me too, let's doubledecker him.

by coldpockets May 14, 2005

DOUBLEPEN

A term used to describe an online gamer that prefers to spend most of their time in-game talking themselves up and putting others down; rather than actually playing.

<player1> Man, that guy sure is cocky.
<player2> yeah, just another DOUBLEPEN waiting to happen.
<player1> pretty much... /ignore engaged!

by Septapen August 20, 2010

doublespeak

The medical term is echolalia which is the involuntary parrotlike repetition of a word or phrase just spoken by another person. Echolalia is a feature of schizophrenia. In Kurt Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions" one of the characters suffers from chronic doublespeak.

K: What did you say?
M: What did you say?
K: Are you crazy?
M: Are you crazy?
K: Dammit.
M: Dammit.

by Kat November 20, 2004

Doubletext

When you are messaging someone back and forth and while you are writing a response their last message they send another message on a different topic. You realize the second message requires a completely separate message to answer so you quickly finish your initial response and send it. Then as you start typing the second message the other person reads the message you already sent then proceeds to write a message back, ignoring the second topic of conversation as if he or she were talking to someone else. You respond in the same fashion and the two of you have two separate messaging conversations at the same time until some point one topic is dropped or the messaging ends altogether.

Example of a doubletext:
You: Want to see a movie later?
Me: Sure, what film?
Me again: Did you hear that our company is upgrading our work computers?
You: How about 'Spaceballs?'
You: Yeah dude, I could finally run some Crysis on there!
Me: Meet you downtown around eight?
Me: And yeah lol

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2021

Doubledeckered Thundercunt

A female who is extremely negative and disruptive who brings thoughts of suicide and violence to other people through verbal and physical assault.

Becky was acting like a doubledeckered thundercunt when she became triggered by the white cis male.

by EkkolocaJhin August 28, 2017