dorkismo

The inner pride and self-confidence that permits a dork to operate freely and without fear of opprobrium or censure. The capacity for opening up and reveling in one's own dork nature.

The actor Steve Buscemi is simply bustin' with dorkismo.

by profbarnhouse April 16, 2009

Dorkism

The actions of a dork.

Example of a dorkism: Walking towards an automatic door and not waiting for it to open and then SLAM. Smashed right into it.

by IamViki September 8, 2016

dorkis konggaleti

A dorky person with a huge set of testicels.

Hey look at that dorkis konggaletis on the beach there just all hanging out like bats in a cave

by EGerb April 11, 2017

chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

dorkus

Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.

Rinn is such a total dorkus.

by Tenmei00 November 13, 2005

dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)

Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.

by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018

dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005