DoorDash-N-Run

The act stealing recently delivered food from a doorstep. The best technique for this action is to patiently wait for a food delivery driver to leave an order by the front door and then quickly grab it before the rightful owner knows it's gone.

Neighbor: Someone keeps on stealing my Jimmy John's! I confirmed that I gave them the right address and the app showed that it was delivered.
Me: I saw Josh at your door earlier today and he smelled like Jimmy John's! He must have done a doordash-n-run!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

dooremma

a situation where somebody is not sure whether to hold the door open for an approaching but slow or a faraway person and maybe creating awkwardness for both parties, or to not bother holding the door and risk looking insensitive

The worst part of a dooremma is people are not sure whether to thank the person for holding the door open, or to curse the person for involuntarily rushing them through the door.

by complan April 21, 2017

Doordashian

When one orders through door dash and receives a "Happy Ending" upon delivery

"Bro I just ordered some hot wings and got the best doordashian of my life"

by Ghosferatu August 24, 2019

dooced

Getting fired because of something that you wrote in your weblog.

"Blogger Heather B. Armstrong coined the phrase in 2002, after she was fired from her Web design job for writing about work and colleagues on her blog, Dooce.com" (Source: Yahoo.com)

Last October, Delta Air Lines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti was fired, she said, for what her supervisor called a misuse of uniform. Simonetti had posted on her personal blog, Queen of Sky (now called Diary of a Fired Flight Attendant), pictures of herself, in her uniform, on an empty plane. Her blog also contained thinly veiled work stories.

(Yahoo! News)

by Mary Bo Barry February 11, 2005

tatt-dooed

To have one, or many tattooes; to have one's body done up in tatts

A person is unofficially "tatt-dooed" the moment they get their first tattoo, regardlesx of the size or location.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022

DoorDaming

Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!

James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets Dip the fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep DoorDaming my house!"

by JayTeeIsGee September 14, 2011

doordash

The best place to order any food by you, at any time. Employees/your bitches come to your door and bring you food. Usually the customers have the name Nicole or Jill.

Jilf- "I dont have any time to drive to get Cheesecake Factory"
Nicole- "Just doordash it!"

by kkkkkkkkkaty July 11, 2017