cantcha doncha

nappy black girl hair

"Cantcha brush it, doncha try it!"

Girrrrrl dont be trying to brush that cantcha doncha hurr

by The Zucchinis!!! March 29, 2009

la dooche

someone who speaks french and is also a dooche bag

man#1: your such a dooche bag just shut the hell up

french guy: me do not know how you say

man#1: you know what your a la dooche

by BROWNHUSTLER00 April 10, 2009

Scooch in da Dooch

Anything you want it to sound like and/or mean.

Man 1: "Hey Thomas, how do you think she looks?"
Man 2: "I'd Scooch in da Dooch with her."
Man 1: "All that Scoochin is gonna get you a disease."
Man 2: "What are you talking about? I'm just saying I'd take her to a movie."

by Greenstone92 June 15, 2009

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

Donch

A word that can be used to replace nearly any verb or adjective.

So I was donching this girl

or

Are you donching me?

by Cpt Donch May 2, 2009

Yama Dama Doochi

When you're eating Chili while having sex with a fat girl that is eating a Big Mac and doing the Macarena while listening to Gangnam Style by Psy. All while balancing on 1 leg and reciting the pledge of allegiance and watching the original Charlies Angels.

Person A: Hey you see that video of the 2 guys giving a girl a Yama Dama Doochi?
Person B: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by SteakN'Shake employee 3 December 9, 2012

doodchillbro

A bad video gamer, typically they watch a lot of streamers and pretend they're pro.

Yesterday I carried doodchillbro in PUBG, he died first circle.

by jershy February 21, 2018