Doobers

The set of empty parenthesis required in Java or C++ syntax for method calls with no parameters.

"Dude, no wonder your code won't compile, you forgot the doobers on the asString() method call!"

by TimS May 23, 2005

Doberdor

A big, black, slobbery canine with big floppy ears and a long hound-like tail and sleek body, resulting from the cross of a black Labrador and Doberman.

''How much is that Doberdor in the window? The one with the slobbery tongue?''

by Talisman71 February 23, 2009

doober

Paul Dietrich's Penis

"Paul, your doober is a small and worthless piece of shit."

by Tyler & Kyle October 12, 2003

Scoobert Doobert

Cole’s brother, Jace, naked in a bathtub

Do I have a Scoobert Doobert? Yes, everyone has one

by hamsterj29 January 31, 2022

Scoobert-Doobert Doo

The act of having sexual thoughts and fantasies about Scooby Doo and friends.

Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!

by Soobert-Doobert November 14, 2016

doober

n. A very adorable person. Someone who is "cute as a button" A term of endearment.

That toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!

by Mbarz June 10, 2012

Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010