doucheland

A smelly place where all types of douches come from.

"Oh my fucking god! Colonel is a douche from doucheland!"

by Liziwizi July 7, 2004

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Douchelad

A boy who no doubt thinks he's being classy as hell, but is really just a grown fuckboy with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

Douchelad:
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?

by thetenthjustice February 26, 2015

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Douchelag

Noun
On an online game, such as Counter-Strike, blaming lag for being a shitty player

Player 1 "why aren't you hitting anything?!?!?"
Player 2 "it's my lag, i can't walk straight"
Player 1 "More like douchelag, bitch"

by Emolicious n00b February 22, 2008

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doucheclaat

doucheclaat

douche - a word to describe an individual who has shown them self to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

claat - means cloth, originates from times when clothes were used by women in terms of menstruation.
Nowadays a cuss word.

So Doucheclaat meaning the brainless menstruation cloth

1)U stepped on ma creps, ya doucheclaat.(spits in dere face)
2)Oi Ziggy, set meh a Doucheclaat, (shits on his hand)
3)Ure ride looks like a fukin Doucheclaat, (sucks his teeth)

by RustaTali October 7, 2011

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