dondalinger

a person with a well below average IQ.

George Bush can't give a speech without fucking it up. Most of the time it sounds like he has 50 kids with down sydrome writing for him. What a dondalinger.

by crackspoon March 10, 2009

Duddling

A male who shoots only duds (sperm).

Justin is a duddling. He hasn't been able to get any of his girlfriends pregnant after 10 years of trying.

by nodonutnocop August 10, 2023

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus

hoop doodly do neighbor

by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

Dodding

Dodding
Dod-ing
VERB, Dodd, Dodd·ed, Dodd·ing

–verb (used with object)
1.
to approach slowly, imperceptibly, or stealthily):

2.

When a statement is said with embarrassment or discomfort.

1. Man: Dude I was creepin' Hard

Friend: Nah man that was on another level, you were Dodding

2. Person 1: Dude you haven't said anything

Person 2: ...

Person 3: He's totally Dodding

by Resurrect April 15, 2011

Doodling

The act of putting a donut on a man's penis, and nibbling it off of him. This works well with the basic glazed donut, but can also provide a bit of fun variety with a jelly, cream, or custard filled donut.
This can be very fun, and rewarding. For those with a fear of tasting man juice, the combination of the sugar sweetness can help simmer down the fears.

I hit up Dunkin, you up for some doodling?

by GushingForth November 16, 2016

DJ Diddling

When a girl is rubbing her pussy and it resembles a DJ scratching records.

Bro I was watching this porno yesterday and this broad was straight DJ Diddling herself soooo hard.

by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017