Dock Ellis bitch 

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

Dock Ellis bitch by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

dock ship

the act of inserting a large pinch of dipping tobacco between the gum and cheek. In order to qualify as "docking ship" the pinch must be at least a quarter of a tin. You cannot "dock ship" with shitty brands of dipping tobacco such as "kayak."

Max - "hey paul would you like a pinch of my longhorn? please don't take a lot."

Paul - "the fuck outta here, bro. I dock ship."

dock ship by Rated NC-17 June 6, 2010

dock off 

Means "very big" in high schools around North-West England.

"That car is dock off!"

dock off by Sean Allan February 23, 2005

Dock Job 

To perform and receive oral sex on a dock, preferably resulting in lost articles of clothing into the water by both parties.

She totally gave him a dock job, and had the bruises to prove it.

Dock Job by Kate Charlton May 15, 2008

Dock Ellis

Pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates who threw a no hitter high on LSD

"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me." - Dock Ellis

Dock Ellis by Ben Meninga August 19, 2008

Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

Dock Bumpers by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

Dock Shock 

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

Dock Shock by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010