Dock Job 

To perform and receive oral sex on a dock, preferably resulting in lost articles of clothing into the water by both parties.

She totally gave him a dock job, and had the bruises to prove it.

Dock Job by Kate Charlton May 15, 2008

Dock Ellis

Pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates who threw a no hitter high on LSD

"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me." - Dock Ellis

Dock Ellis by Ben Meninga August 19, 2008

Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

Dock Bumpers by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

Dock Shock 

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

Dock Shock by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

Dock Block 

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

Dock Block by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

Dock Talker 

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.

I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.

Dock Talker by KLH444 January 7, 2013

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

Dock blocking by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018