douchewaffle

It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.

You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.

by JonnyMat October 19, 2004

DoucheWaffle

1. an insult to a person who really sucks & is a complete idiotic lame ass.
2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching

1. Those fucking DoucheWaffles on the boat over there have been playing Nelly's "It's Getting Hot in Here" on repeat all day long, how fucking lame!

2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!

by Pinkerton Detective October 21, 2010

douchewaffle

Donald Trump.

He can economically fix the country but the douchewaffle has gone bankrupt himself.

by ex yankee boy May 2, 2016

Douchewaffle

Anyone who is related to, associated with, or acts like Michael or Vincent B.

Just the way they act, Mike Dirk Deegler Bhend and is brother Vinnie are real douchewaffles who have terrible swag

by T.W.Y.S January 1, 2017

Douchewaffle

a person so Douchy that a bag simply will not contain all of their douchiness therefore they are a Douchewaffle.

That Timothy Gillenwater is the original Douchewaffle

by Mr.CharlieIL June 26, 2017

Douchewaffle

Lynx

“Stop being lynx”
“Whats a lynx?”
“A douchewaffle”

by jojo da kawaii one May 15, 2021