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I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.
I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.
by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008
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I want me to not do that

Oh, yeah, no. I can tell. The only problem is...
Hym "I want me to not do that. I want me to be not here. But, unfortunately (for the both of us), there are only 2 ways that's going to happen."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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