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ditz with tits

Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.
"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"

"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."
by Timmay D February 26, 2008
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ditz bitch

usually female in gender, typically thought of as, although not predominantly or necessarily blond, but always less than impressive in verbal and communication skills. Sometimes has trouble walking and talking concurrently.
I did not understand one thing that ditz bitch was saying.
by R M E June 26, 2008
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ditz bag

Combination of the words ditz and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is a ditz and a douchebag.
by Christopher J. Orcutt January 27, 2005
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Dingle ditz

A co-worker that is super nice but is so dumb.
Aliescha: If Barraco Barner is our president. Why is he getting involved with Russia? Scary!
Brad: Wow, she's a dingle ditz.
by Jelly117 February 8, 2019
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Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
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Ditz Dissing

When someone sets a date & time to hang out with you, and when said
date & time comes they act as though they know nothing about it
Man I swear we talked three days ago ! Call her up & nothing ! Its like she's ditz dissing !
by Whoolee December 30, 2004
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Ditz

Kamala Harris has once again drowned us in gallons of word salad. Is she just a ditz from California?
by Joe Biden's Toaster April 1, 2022
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