cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒

Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"

by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021

medical distress

The term police use when trying to cover up the fact that they just killed a man for no goddamn reason.

Dude did you hear about George Floyd? Yeah, the Minneapolis police claimed he went into medical distress after they publicly murdered him.

by Who Watches The Watchmen? May 29, 2020

damsel in distress

whininy bitch in need of a smacking.

damn that damsel in distress needs to stfu.

by jf1288 August 30, 2004

beast in distress

The male version of damsel in distress, but when a male is capable of being independent but instead blindly follows a girl he has affections for.

Aiden is such a beast in distress, he shouldn't do everything maddie tells him to do.

by captkenn August 2, 2017

Mansel in Distress

When an otherwise fully capable man acts like he's in distress, and instead of being self-reliant about it, he chooses to act like a woman that needs rescuing from other able-bodied and capable men.

Look at the fully grown man standing in his wife's robe and bunny slippers, sipping his coffee, and fixing his hair, while that other hard-working guy mows his lawn.

Damn, he sure looks like a 'mansel in distress' to me.

by TheNameBakerReturns1nceAgain March 5, 2012

Penial Distress

When your penis itches to the point where you have to take a razor blade then shave off the first layer of skin to fix the issue.

"I think I need a Penial Distress session."

by THOT.exe January 17, 2018

Emotional-Distress

What women do not realize sometimes is that men are not equiped to fully deal with emotions. So for instance when they are pregnant and going through mood swings it effects us. The moment we become fathers or when women fail to realize just how hard it is to be men can lead to EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.

I first exprienced "Emotional-Distress" When dealing with my pregnant girlfirend's/Wife's Mood swings.

by Don E torta August 18, 2011