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distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011
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holiday distress syndrome

the period of constant laziness right after the holidays
Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey
by nikey May 1, 2009
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plum distress

An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.
Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.

Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.
by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013
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cordial distress

A terrible rock band with shitty music and uncreative lyrics. Their name literally means heart attack 😒
Tom- "Hey did you see that Cordial Distress concert? It was so ass"
Mark- "I didn't even go. I'm not stupid enough to waste my money on their worthless tickets"
Tom-"Lmao man"
by ColeDass69 February 21, 2021
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medical distress

The term police use when trying to cover up the fact that they just killed a man for no goddamn reason.
Dude did you hear about George Floyd? Yeah, the Minneapolis police claimed he went into medical distress after they publicly murdered him.
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damsel in distress

whininy bitch in need of a smacking.
damn that damsel in distress needs to stfu.
by jf1288 August 30, 2004
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Distranslate

To Translate something, and change the way it sounds for someone's own evil subliminal intention's.
The Mother fucker Lionell Giles and Aliester Crowley Distranslate(d) The Dao And Sun Wu, That's not the guys you should fuck with.
by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021
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