Dreamybull disorder

The dreamybull disorder, historically known as the cumming disorder. Is a disorder that appears in horny males aged 13 to the 30s. People with the dreamybull disorder all they do is cum, cum and CUM! Dreamybull disorder also influences people to overreact their sexual pleasure and orgasm with words such as "I AM ABOUT TO CUUUM", "I AM ABOUT TO NUT I AM ABOUT TO BLOW", "I AM BUSSING" and also "OMG OMG". While having reactions they also moan and yell during their pleasure and orgasm. The disorder is named to Dreamybullxxx, famous victim of the cumming disorder who suffered from this strange disorder and coomed himself to death.

Person 1: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH OH MAY GAAWD AMBUTTAKAM! *cums* AWWW SHIT AH AH OH F#CK OH SHIT!
Person 2: Dude why do you overreact ur sexual pleasure and orgasm and why tf do you even moan you're a MALE!
Person 3: RIP BRO! You suffer from the Dreamybull disorder!
Person 1: Oh f#ck!

by HelloFrumUzbekistan May 19, 2022

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.

Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

by cheer1 December 26, 2012

Erectile Tongue Disorder

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.

Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!

by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016

Gaming disorder

A made up "disorder" by a previously reputable organization called WHO. If you play video games when you are alone, you now have a "mental disorder", Although other addictions to activities such as watching movies or watching too many sports are completely normal.

Person 1: Do you play video games instead of doing Math homework?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: OMG!!, I didn't know you had mental issues. Here take this pill, we need to get rid of your "Gaming disorder".

by SJ Warrior August 19, 2018

Posttraumatic Word Disorder

A condition emanating from having been subjected to an endless torrent of words consisting of meaningless bullshit.

There is no doubt that after a visit with my Bipolar and exceedingly hyperverbal father that I would feel the impact of my deeply ingrained Posttraumatic Word Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2019

Dissociative Identity Disorder

Formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder. Dissociative Identity Disorder is a complex dissociative disorder characterized by the presence of two or more distinct personality states with amnesia between them. Each personality is it's own individual person and may have different names, memories, personal histories, and characteristics.

It is currently believed that DID forms due to structural dissociation. When humans are below the ages of 7-9, we do not have a stable or integrated self/personality, and instead have parts. There is a part that craves love, a part that wants food, a part that is sad, etc etc. (This is why babies will go from crying to laughing in seemingly a few seconds.) When we reach the age of roughly 7-9, these parts, along with our experiences will integrate into one, whole personality. However, if a child experiences severe and repetitive trauma before this age, and does not have stable relationships with their primary caregivers (Parent(s), etc) then the brain will put up amnesic walls as a way to protect itself from the memories of the terrible things that have/are happening, and these walls prevent the personality from integrating, which results in the parts staying separate.

Contrary to popular belief and media representation, people with DID are not evil, nor dangerous. They are traumatized individuals who are more likely to hurt themselves than anyone else, and many have gone on to live happy, successful lives.

"Did you hear about Mary? She was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder."

(This definition was written by someone with Dissociative Identity Disorder.)

by Space-Ace May 23, 2020

temporal disorientation

A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.

After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.

I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010