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Disney Dad

A father who doesn't have physical custody of his child. So, to compensate for this, he makes the visitation times with his child all about fun. The child's homework isn't done, there isn't a set bedtime and the child stays up late, the child watches all kinds of inappropriate movies/tv/video games. The father is more like a "friend" that's a bad influence than a parent.

This type of father chooses to live far away enough from his child so he has an "excuse" not to participate in school and extra-curricular activities, unless he wants to.

He will also dictate to the custodial parent on how to raise his child but rarely offers to help in the rearing in any manner.
Scene: Disney Dad is returning child to custodial parent on a Sunday Morning.

The child spent all weekend at dad's "playing" and comes home to his custodial parent with a backpack full of homework.

The "Disney Dad" then tells the other parent that he thinks the child should go to a charter school. He doesn't offer the other parent a means of getting the child there but wants to dictate to the custodial parent to make himself feel superior.

"Disney Dad" purposely lives far away enough from the custodial parent and his child that he has an excuse that he can't help out with school activities, extra-curricular activities, sports, etc. The child suffers because of his selfishness and unwillingness to put his child's needs first.

The child then spends the remainder of the day with the custodial parent doing his homework.
by ChrisMar September 23, 2012
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Disneyatic

Someone who is overly obsessed with Disney in any way and knows too much about hidden things or facts about the parks. Someone who is always in the know about everything Disney.
*strolling around Disneyland* "Oh my God here comes a disneyatic..."

*sees someone adorned in Disney gear and Disney Pins, pointing out random things and talking about its history*
by anglofinnocents May 3, 2010
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disney environmentalism

A form of environmentalism, based entirely on emotions, instead of science. Jumping to emotional conclusions, without even trying to understand the science behind what's going on. If your view of nature, look's like the forest from the disney movie bambi, that's disney environmentalism.
People say we should all live on green power, and organic food, but never think it through. You just can't keep 7 billion people fed, and warm that way. It's total disney environmentalism.
by ILikeRocks April 6, 2011
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Disney

If they buy it, they ruin it.
Bob: Man Disney ruined Star Wars.

Jack: I hope Darth Disney doesn't get his hands on Looney Tunes.
by EpicScientician September 26, 2021
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Disney Back-Up

Coming home from any vacation and keep on getting circular or very round bullets of shit until you have this massive motherload of a fuck come out and you have the squirts for the rest of the time. Most common in Disney Locations due to the massive sorts of food and re-used crap in the food and water.
Mom: Hows my baby timmy...
Coroner: He died from Disney Back-Up
Mom: ....
by MaZe000 March 29, 2008
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Disneyfied

A term used for something that has been sanitized in order to project the sanctity of family values.
"I hate Las Vegas. It's become so Disneyfied."
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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Disney

A movie production company where they ran out of ideas so now they make live versions of animated films.
Wanda: Dude did you see the new Disney movie
Sam: Eh it was okay
by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020
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