discount slut buffet

Just like a slut buffet except cheaper.

A person (usually a woman) who will pretty much do anything and everything to her so-called "dates" for a very cheap price.

You can take her on a date to the dollar movies and not buy popcorn, and she will do anything for you.

Gary: "All I did was buy Tina a ring that cost me 50 cents, and she gave me a b.j!"
Josh: Dude, sweet! She's such a discount slut buffet, isn't she?"

by Pirate_Princess007 September 8, 2010

Discount Dumpster Pussy

really cheap and skanky girls

those hoes look like ddp - Discount Dumpster Pussy

by Mama Gee February 20, 2012

Discount <to get on>

To have stolen

Yoh those some tight AF1's whered you buy em?
Example: i got dem on discount at tha finishline if you know wud i mean.

by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004

discount pussy

pussy you get from relatives (sister, cousins, etc.)

bro he just got that discount pussy
damn he can't a girl for his life.
bro im a fuckboy i dont need that discount pussy type shit

by sistersmasher69 September 29, 2019

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price

omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat

by team produce September 11, 2010

Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.

"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"

by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011