dickshit

Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.

"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."

by Notcam March 13, 2003

dickshit

When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.

"Argh, you... dickshit!" Or when in such high shock you may only simply get out "Dickshit!"

by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016

Disshit

When you’re extremely disappointed. Can also be used as “this shit” or “this is shit.”

A different word for “bullshit.”

Person 1: *deletes all of their social media accounts because they can’t take someone’s criticism*
Person 2: This is disshit.

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Person 1: Hey- I think we’ve met before-
Person 2: Disshit.

by _fushigi March 27, 2021

dispositionality

Apparently according to Theodore Watchler (dhs) this is when a debator requests the judge to allow him to read a 3NR.

I love it when Theodore Watchler (dhs) has dispositionality for me.

by white crunchy chunky lunky mil May 23, 2022

discomfiture

The feeling of being unable to escape a stalker.

Maddie felt discomfiture towards the douchebag that kept stalking her.

by Jpaschen September 27, 2010

dickshitcock

A piece of shit in your cock's urethra after anal sex.

"Dude, you have a fucking piece of dickshitcock stuck in urethra!!"

by dickshitfuck May 31, 2009

dickshit

When every single other orifice can not excrete faeces except for the dick hole and it forcibly comes out at any time, place or situation.

"Johnny couldn't take a dump, he ended up doing a dickshit"

by drtrumpsalot November 15, 2016