disastercore

The biggest disaster ever... usually happens after some fat guy farts and then explodes.

jimmy: "hey did bob tell you about brad's bubble guts earlier?"
max: "yea bro it was crazy, it was total Disastercore!

by the baker queen December 23, 2011

Disasterbated

The act of masterbating after an unsuccessful night of trying to bring someone home from the bars.

Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.

by Baldginger December 12, 2012

disastercising

When your wearable device notices an increased heart rate and asks if you’re exercising but you’re just sitting there worrying about the future.

My Nike app asked if I started a workout but I was just on the couch disastercising about the future.

by ticktech May 2, 2020

Disastergame

A video game so unfair and difficult that it's fun

I was playing rimworld last night, its a disastergame

by Disasterman June 3, 2021

Disastercide

means that you need to end your life by getting killed by catastrophic disasters or man made disasters,

Jessica: Yeah but my friend died yesterday, because of his deppression but he had no choice but to commit disastercide, or end his life by getting swept away by the tsunami, but it actually happened however the coastal town is suffering from the damage after an earthquake

by IMMABACON April 5, 2022