Distantos

Board games with small pieces; not child safe

My little brother can’t play Distantos with me and my friends.

by Evthewordmaster June 2, 2023

disastor

Refers to da total shambles dat da "America's wealthiest family" clan was embroiled in over da course of their "reign" during da past 200 years.

From da infamous John Jacob through several generations to come, said family's legacy was absolutely fraught with disastor!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

elena di santo

Elena Di Santo is a girl you look up to
She always tries to see the best in a person and gives chances by chances.
Elena Di Santo is someone you don't like at first sight but love as soon as you start talking.
A girl thats kind,lovely,true,faithfull and will always try to have a smile in the face. Elena is the type of girl who does anything for someone she likes - don't mess with elena, she gives you alot of chances but once she's done she actually really is.

I wish i could call Elena Di Santo right now - i need a person i can trust right now

by lölolalol January 3, 2017

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy

The philosophical or political stance that true, meaningful autonomy is an illusion. All actions, decisions, and thoughts are ultimately determined by prior causes—biological, psychological, social, or environmental—leaving no room for a "self" that exists outside these causal chains to make a truly free choice. It's not just limited freedom; it's the argument that freedom, as commonly understood, doesn't exist. You are a billiard ball in a cosmic game, believing you're choosing your path while physics does all the work.

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy Example: A dictator who believes themselves a god-like, independent actor is, under Absolute Disautonomy, just as determined as their lowest subject. Their paranoia, their ambition, their decisions are the inevitable output of their genetics, childhood trauma, the geopolitical pressures of their region, and historical precedent. Their belief in their own free will is just another programmed response in the system.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Theory of Relative Disautonomy

The idea that an individual, organization, or state possesses a limited degree of freedom, but this freedom is always conditional and exists within a web of external constraints, dependencies, and coercive influences. You have the illusion of choice, but your options are pre-filtered by larger systems (economic, political, algorithmic). It's autonomy with an asterisk—you can steer, but the road, the map, and the destination are largely determined by forces beyond your control. Your "free will" is exercised within a heavily patrolled playground.

Theory of Relative Disautonomy Example: A social media influencer has Relative Disautonomy. They can choose what brand to promote or what political take to voice, but their entire livelihood depends on an algorithm's favor, advertiser sentiment, and platform rules that can change overnight. They are free to dance, but only on a platform owned by someone else, who can pull the trapdoor at any time.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Salvat're pet'r dihsanto

A w'rd hath used to dignify a bacon-fed piece of the horror los'r who is't hast nay job begs his parents and cater-cousins f'r wage while being hath broken as the horror because his distemperate rampallian cant receiveth the alas up eke tends to glaze and sucketh the alas out of peoples chodes such as people nam'd joey, nolan, and marlon declaring "me and marlon art the same" while hating on the rest of his cater-cousins (can also be used as Salvatore Peter Disanto Jr)

dude did you hear about the new kid I heard he is a Salvat're pet'r dihsanto type of kid

by feebs22375 December 6, 2025