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diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.
-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.
by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010
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DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
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Disregard women, Acquire currency

"Sir, what do you plan on doing for the rest of your life?"
"Disregard women, Acquire currency!"
by ilovesushi July 1, 2014
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.

A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.

Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.

Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.

Rob: ...
by stocking stuffa August 23, 2011
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Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.
Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"
by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009
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Dietard

An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.

Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".
I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming
by PierceBlot September 5, 2014
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discretard

1) Someone who may or may not be mentally disabled, but it is near impossible to tell.

2) Someone who says things or preforms acts of questionable mental sanity.
1) Are you serious!?! That couple on House Hunters picked house TWO!!! I knew they were discretads!

2) Did you see that episode of It's Always Sunny where Dee dated the discretard?
by Mattron 2021 July 16, 2010
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