dickopotamus 

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

Hippopotamus 

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.

Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022

hippopotamus 

An over sized dinosaur-like pig creature. Hippopotami live in African rivers, but also frequent the lush woodlands of Africa. They have a rough, tough outer skin layer that some say resembles the scales of a reptile and many rows of sharp, pointy teeth that they use to eviscerate each other for exclusive rights to rough, rowdy Hippo sex.

Their primary contribution to the environment is taking shits in the river, but the natives of Africa could easily take on this job, making these ugly fuckers basically redundant and useless.

Yo watch out for that badass Hippopotamus, he'll eviscerate you.

I'm not too worried, it's just a fat pig, it can't catch me.

hippopotamus by Megaloman March 10, 2008

hippopotamusalicious 

Wicked Awesome, as in, better than anything else you have experienced. Different, new, exciting, weird, as encountering a hippopotamus would be.

Jeff: Hey man, check out my new coat...it's all orange and shiny shilver.

Tommy: Dude, that's wicked awesome.

Jeff: Yeah man, it's hippopotamusalicious...I LOVE this coat.

hippopotamusalicious by T......... December 3, 2006

hippopotamus 

Often mispronounced as hip-hop anonymous

Me: I went to Africa and I was killed by the wrath of a hip-hop Anonymous.
Someguy who enjoys listening to fat rapper music: P-Diddy was in Africa!?

hippopotamus by Fat man June 16, 2004

Dipopotamus 

A person that will leave the premises without warning or at a moments notice.

We were all ready to leave for the club but our driver Jim pulled his usual move and dipped out without telling anyone and left us all without rides. That kid is such a dipopotamus!

Dipopotamus by J Skrilz September 8, 2012

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia 

The fear of long words

omg! I didn't know you had Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!

Don't say the Mississippi word! It makes me think of Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!!

Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia by ItsUrMum_FURRY November 28, 2021