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Dinkle Quotes

Dinkle Quotes are random facts about Dinkleman, written on bathroom walls of bars, restaurants, etc. Dinkle Quotes first appeared at Crunchy's, a bar near Michigan State Univeristy's campus, in late 2007. Random facts can include comments about Dinkleman being extremely hairy, the adventures his genitalia have been on, or just about anything.

Dinkle Quotes have spread around the country in various bathrooms, one has even appeared in a bathroom in London, England.

Although few know the true identity of Dinkleman, Dinkle Quotes provide tons of insight to this mysterious man.
Dinkle Quotes:

"Dinkleman has five o' clock shadow on his dick"

"Dinkleman has 17 wives... that he knows of"

"Dinkleman's dick has shaken Abe Lincoln's hand"

"Dinkleman 27 kids all named George Foreman Dinkleman"

"Dinkleman was the inspiration for the Chia Pet. D-D-D-D-Dinkleman!"

"Dinkleman has an evil twin named Jerry"
by Nutz56 July 26, 2009
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Dinklestien

people who are violently addicted to risk of rain.
Oh that zane! He is such a little dinklestien.
by dinklestien September 17, 2021
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When you spent all your free time doing a whole lot of nothing and you do not feel like explaining in detail what all you did.
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2: Ah, nothin much. Just got home and dinked around all night.
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Dinkleberg

Sly bastard that always causes trouble.
Did you that Dinkleberg he is one rich son a bitch.
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dinkleberg

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Sam *says stupid joke* *laughs*
Tommy- Dinkleberg.
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dinklet

An adult male's penis that is extremely tiny.
A four inch penis qualifies as dinklet sized.
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dinklehopper

an annoying, stupid person who falls over all the time
and just completely struggles with everything all the time; someone who cannot function when in the class of biology.
today i acted like such a dinklehopper in biology class fifth period!
by mraaaah March 11, 2009
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