ding ding

The smallest of all penises. They rang from: ding ding, ding, ding dong, dong, and dong dong. The ding ding, is usually only between .01"-3.0" and can be either very girthy, or very slender. The ding ding although not pleasurable is sometimes encountered in intercourse.

"Dude, I just saw your ding ding."

"Ted's only got a ding ding, compared to Jack."

by Hey Buddy Jay October 17, 2006

dinged

To get rejected, usually from a graduate school.

"Man, I got dinged yesterday. The decision letter came in a small and thin envelope."

by james December 13, 2003

ding

Phrase commonly used in online RPGs to signifiy gaining one level of experience.

<gain enough xp to level up>
You: ding!
p1: grats
p2: gratz
p3: wo0t!
p4: WTG!!!!11
p5: wtg
p6: woot

pronunciation: ding (as the word is)

by Stimar February 25, 2003

Ding

A way of describing the town of Reading, Berkshire, in the United Kingdom.

"Mate, we need to get down the Ding for a smash up"

by The Cantoons October 28, 2007

ding ding

Ding ding is the word of success.

Yes!! I got paid today..ding ding

by Tasho December 22, 2008

ding ding

Illegal slot machine

I lost so much money at the ding ding's last night!

by Chastafari December 5, 2012

ding ding

Clueless Asians in Barstow that are paralyzed with fear from being asked where to get a double-double while Ja-rule and Nelly laugh at him.

Look at those totally confused ding dings over there. Man, they are stupid.

by Harry Jack-O December 9, 2008