Ding Dong

A clueless person that has no idea on what to do during a game of any sport

"Pass me the ball ding dong"

Ding Dong by AzOOmA May 20, 2003

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Ding dong

Someone who is social and always is happy and smiley and happy to lucky no matter what. Always brightening your day every time they see you.

My friend is such a beautiful ding dong. He always brightens everyone’s days.

Ding dong by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

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ding dong

1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.

2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.

3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.

4. a slang word for a male's penis.

1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.

2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.

3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1

AHHHHHHHHHH"

- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs

4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!

ding dong by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 19, 2009