Ding

A person wearing a Canadian tuxedo, or jean pants with a jean jacket.

If they have some sort of hair on the jacket, such as wool or fur, they become a Ding with fur/ wool.

*person in Canadian tuxedo walks by*
Ding!

Did you just see that Ding with fur? Hilarious

by FB5280 January 14, 2010

Ding

Used by snowboarders when describing a dent in stuff

"My board is so dinged up dude!"

by Fuzzy Wuzzy May 31, 2005

Ding

Word shouted by Mort Goldman in the episode of Family Guy entitled "Mr. Saturday Knight" when he saw the Black Knight's girl and failed to get an erection.

Mort Goldman: "DING!"

by B February 9, 2005

Ding

A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny

Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!

by kuala timz September 10, 2010

Ding

Short for "Dingbat." An incredibly dumb blonde who may or may not be an alien, a cyborg, or the victim of a sadistic experiment in brain-theft. So strong is her ignorance that it actually radiates outwards; this can cause intense pain in the listener. Her conversations are rambling, incomplete, and surreally pointless. Smells like animal urine. Sits in its own vomit.

Clem: Oh no, here comes the Ding!

Ding: Um, I saw this movie last night.

Daisy Mae: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't have time to talk about it. Um, bye!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.

Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003

Ding

Verb: To email or notify electronically via Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, or other online social networks.

"Hey, you've been dinged."

Related: Blowing up, Email, Emailed, Message, Messaged

by 1977 January 25, 2011