Dindle

Something women use to masturbate with
v. Dindling - to use a dindle; to be using a dindle

"I just bought a new dindle!"
"Have you dindled lately?"
"How many years have you been dindling?"

by Pickup Sticks December 16, 2013

Dundee Shower

Scottish phrase given to one who instead of washes/showers/bathes, instead sprays themselves with deoderant.

'Are you going to shower before going out?', "naw, just gonna have a Dundee shower"

by Big Bongo's magic space bus September 19, 2009

Dundee United

Nigerian slang for a fool or an idiot.

It is believed to have originated after Dundee United played several friendlies in Nigeria in 1972.

The tour was a disaster - and the term 'Dundee United' had been used ever since to describe someone of low intelligence among Lagos's Yoruba-speaking population.

That guy wearing the day-glo orange jersey, he's a real Dundee United

by Sheep Shagging Express July 8, 2010

dildee

Dildee is the slang word for dildo.

that girl just shoved a dildee in her buns.

by Flynner January 17, 2007

Crocodile Dundee

Movie made in the early 1970s.
Featured a tough bushman who wrestled with crocodiles, and starred Paul Hogan.
Much forgotten in today's society, but without it, there would be now Steve Irwin}.

Man, that was one good movie!

by Sanders June 23, 2004

Dundee

1) A good place to drive to barefoot whilst gorging on toblerone.

2) A sink of atrocity which no moral flushing seems fit to cleanse

3) Defends the north east of Scotland from Fife.

4) Its understood that in Glasgow and Edinburgh you are more likely to be cut and robbed. However only in Dundee, after stabbing and robbing you, will they suck your fucking eyeballs out of your skull.

Dundee: Eh was fuckin mortal man. Six cunts, big like, were like that "hear, Square go man" So i got out ma keys ken 'rattle rattle rattle.

by ShittingDicknipple May 29, 2009

Crocodile Dundee

To grab a womans pussy without warning her. In some cases, to confirm that she's not a dude.

From "Amanda" by Dirt Nasty. "Is she a he, or he a she? I can't believe, I'ma do a crocodile dundee, and grab her pussy..."

by ItsmeAustin January 9, 2008