diffed out

Missed out on an opportunity to obtain, do or see something that is good and you wouldn't want to miss.
Earliest known usage 1978?

You completely diffed out on a great party.

by Howard Gillespie October 9, 2006

Dilled

When one loses all of his / her bodily functions, due to extreme consumption of alcoholic beverages

I was so dilled last night.
I can't wait to be dilled.
Last nights booze got me dilled.

by Whizzer123 June 3, 2015

Dilfedge

The act of there being maximum dilf material present

Embrace the dilfedge, you can't run from it

Hey man look at that absolute dilfedge material over there

by Gatza December 22, 2021

Difeded

1. The Act of somehow not getting any even after 3 skanks throw themselves at you.
2. Being unable to sustain a lasting relationship due to the inability to talk to the oposite sex

1. Those skanks wouldnt even hook up with you, you just got difeded

by Miranda Kendrick November 28, 2007

Dilferd

Dilferd can be one of the most annoying people you'll ever meet, but at the end of the day you wouldn't trade him for anything. You can talk to dilferd about everything and you will know all of eachothers secrets. Dilferd secretly likes a person for months without the person knowing. Get yourself a dilferd.

Person: did you know dilferd liked Allie for 4.5 months?
Other person: classic dilferd

by Ilovefil May 29, 2017

Dilfer

Someone who fucks dilfs

That dilfer's at it again with John, I hope his wife doesn't find out

Let's all have a dilfer party this saturday bring the chug glasses

by Turdrican January 18, 2021

dilked

To be screwed over or otherwise lose out, you can be dilked by a boss if they take some of your tips, for example, or you can be dilked by chance if you buy nonrefundable tickets to a concert and it gets rained out.

Person one- "I think I ordered the wrong thing, I wanted a side of hummus with this and I got no side at all."
Person two- "No I think you ordered the right thing and they just dilked you."

by Diphidefinitions May 5, 2021