dilwad

1. A dunderpate; a clueless moron, an idiot sans village. Beyond being moronic, the individual carries a degree of ignorant haughtiness that begs that they be summarily bitchslapped.
2. Pretentious jerk

That dilwad in the BMW just cut me off and flashed his lights at the other BMW driving the opposite direction.

by J-meister May 14, 2004

dildawhirl

the ultimate form of pleasuring ones self by use of a long hard object aka spinning pleaser, known in Brittan as the olde sit'n spin. It is usually the shape as a dumbbell with one end missing but can be as big as a 20 story building. this device is used by males only.

last night i rode the dildawhirl for nine hours straight

by Flarthy January 23, 2007

Dildasorous

1: An extremely large dildo.
2: Someone who acts as a mean dildo.

Billy why are you such a dildasorous to me?

by Box May 13, 2005

Dildard

A combination of "Dildo" and "Retard"

"I can't believe how drunk Phil was last night, he was acting like a total dildard" also "Billy shit his pants again last night, he is dildarded.

by TheHalfBlazedOne June 18, 2011

Dildatious

Like courageous or daring, but dildatious. It's a term mainly used by girls to show what a dildo you are being. Used to show that although you are doing something courageous or daring, you are also being a dick or a dildo at the same time.

Emma, stop being so dildatious.

by Harry Rodgers August 20, 2013

Dildud

A dweebus or an idiot. Someone who is just plain stupid.

She asks the dumbest questions, she is such a dildud.

by gabsablex November 6, 2022

The dilmadillion

Everything makes sense if you have read it!

Hey I don’t understand this assinment.
It makes sense If you read the dilmadillion!

by Heavy rocker February 15, 2022