Diesel

Nickname for Shaquille "Shaq" Oneal of the Los Angeles Lakers.

The Diesel ran over the entire Spurs team in last night's game.

by morganchiu.com May 18, 2004

Diesel

Someone or something is massive, absolutely gigantic, you have never seen something that huge before.

Troy: Oh man you should of seen the size of my boyfriends dick, it was fuckin diesel!

Jeff: Wow you are fuckin gay! Get the hell away from me you freak!

by Marfing November 13, 2006

Diesel

Another word for penis, dick, or male sex organ

I am going to give that bitch some diesel tonight

by Pele Jackson Jr. December 17, 2008

Diesel

One who deletes your facebook comment(s) on his/her statuses or thier status itself because you either made them look stupid/like a fool or because you were right in an argument.

"He deleted my facebook comment, what a Diesel!"

"Lol he dieseled my facebook comment!"

"Stop being a Diesel!"

by BroncosFan21 January 1, 2011

Diesel

Used in conjection with "Crank up that"; means we're drinking Budweiser tonight and getting F***** up

Yo Diehl crank up that Diesel

by Oscar August 21, 2003

Diesel

A diesel is a defecation so large that your anus hurts and your toilet bowl is full.

"Dude I just took the Diesel 'D' yesterday."
"WOW, I gotta take a Diesel right now!"

by vin-diesel-nipples/red bull December 28, 2005

Diesel

The act of wiping your index or middle finger in between your but cheeks until there is a brown stain, then wiping it on someones top lip.

Person A: "Hey why did thingymebob vomit before you came back over here"

Person B: "ha ha, i just dieseled him"

by sghaskfkjhksjdfh November 22, 2011