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The act of wiping your index or middle finger in between your but cheeks until there is a brown stain, then wiping it on someones top lip.
Person A: "Hey why did thingymebob vomit before you came back over here"

Person B: "ha ha, i just dieseled him"
by sghaskfkjhksjdfh June 3, 2011
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