Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

Dicktusiotis

a pet or soft toy that kids use it’s a custom dinosaur

Wow that girls got a dicktusiotis I’m so jelous mum can I have one

by The ToyMaster200 February 1, 2019

dickatoesis

Dickatoesis: bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatoesis after having oral sex with her boyfriend.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 27, 2015

Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised

He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017

dicktopia

The ideal conditions by which a despot effects his power.

The iterative series of psychological incentives which motivate fascists to support a dictator over plebiscitic (representationalist) rule.

Trump is no one less than Caesar in Dicktopia.

by sandraxine June 27, 2018

dickholism

a fatal disease causing the infected to obtain a cunt-like personality.

The new photo teacher is the epitome of dickholism.

by frootsnax & jesus September 20, 2008

Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis

I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022