dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

Dickpacking

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.

I went on dickpacking this summer.

by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dicksack

The bag that the crazy girl uses to store the dicks she cuts off

Sh*t I think she was carrying a dicksack. You shouldn't mess with her.

by lololol8769 December 15, 2009

Dickface

An amazing word that describes a person (usually a man) who is being a loser or ignorant.

Justin is acting like a major Dickface

by August7997 May 22, 2016

Dicksnake

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014